1. Who is in charge in La-La land (Hollywood) when a steaming pile of dung is made, and some odd reason, released, only to become known as the failure it is at the box office. For said pile of dung, I point you here: Blonde Ambition
2. America needs serious tort reform. When some lazy 40-year old and his buddies are so ingrained in interacting all by their lonesome over the holiday season rather than watching "A Christmas Story" or reading something carbon-based, they feel slighted, wronged, transgressed to the point of filing a $5 million lawsuit against Microsoft because XBOX Live was down a little bit. Hint: Maybe the uber geeks of MS were telling you something- GET OUT OF YOUR MOM'S BASEMENT!
3. In Washington State, we are officially tech-tied. We can be ticketed if using our cell phones while driving and committing an infraction or accident. I don't blame the lawmakers on this one. I think it's good. But when will we have a law passed that tickets people who have trouble operating a motor vehicle when operating a motor vehicle?
4. An odd conversation popped up about our current political progress. One topic was the so-called $10,000/month Secret Service rent Bill Clinton is charging the US government (which I am lacking confirmation on that). So I had a crafty way of dealing with saving the government untold monies associated with Presidential pensions, Secret Service detail, and all the related administrative costs associated with keeping "safe" a person who holds many a secrets.
5. What is a Triscuit? I came up with the combreviation of "triage" and "biscuit" because a triscuit looks like a wheat-woven gauze bandage. So if anyone has some accidents this year during the "Big Game" (NFL prohibits the use of Super Bowl title as a basis of copyright infringement in one of the most ludicrous methods of watering down the grassroots appeal of a major sporting event), don't leave the game: just strap a salty triscuit to your wound, and bind it with some long licorice. Never leave the game.
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